With all the commotion about weight loss and cellular phones, the hype over “call-me-backs” and “me2u’s”, the ongoing debate regarding corrupt officials and scamming politicians in bed with white collar crooks, Am I the only one who noticed that good ol’ underwear is vanishing?

I was so concerned about this, I decided to give it a whole page. Aren’t you the slightest bit concerned about your health. I mean is the next big thing after the infamous G-string going to be “no strings”? Hello commando!

Are we all gonna take up after the Scots and go all free willy? See, I’ve got nothing against the Scottish, I rather like everything about them including their haggis.
But, the big issue here is not only that women are wearing these contraptions of social power (maybe these things also serve a second purpose of semi natural contraceptives). I wouldn’t know though, I swear I’ve never tried them on, not even once. Another concern for me is that some fellas out there are jumping on to this bandwagon and wear these stringy things comfortably and with pride no less.

Are we doomed as males to take up after women. There are guys that wear make up, women’s clothes and now, women’s underwear. And if you are one of these folks, don’t console yourself by saying you are taking it like a man. You should not even take it, not even from the undie rack. It doesn’t belong there and as long as it is there, YOU don’t belong there. Move on. Don’t even glance at it, next thing you’ll be saying it was begging you to take it home with you. After that you’ll be flaunting it in front of the full length mirror when the parents or girlfriend is out.
NO, sis!. We all know it looks good on women. True as that is, women have some things you will never have. Hips, curves, a good looking rear section, and just because you may posses these characteristics, don’t mean you are a woman. You could resemble one, feel, act or even walk like one, but believe me when I say this, You will never get the same response a woman will receive in a room full of strange men that know she’s wearing a G String and she’s loving it.

So, as not to end this disturbing one-sided discussion on a bad note to all the brothers out
there; here’s a list of things women will probably never do the way you do.

Throw a ball without moaning
Throw a perfect curveball
Throw a ball_ Walk in Public
with only their undies without feeling self conscious
Watch a movie without talking
Walk a dog
Be a dog
Lose an argument without name-calling the other person
Buy a pair of shoes under an hour
Look into the mirror and believe in perfection
Not have a mirror
Crash a car with style
Get dumped with style
Propose
Not care about the 50 odd people in the bar when you sing and dance in a language foreign even to you...